Ams o ana ga3eeed bel makhfar " LOOOL ee adre almawthooo3 shobha, bas la kent ga3eed akhalees awrag one of my relatives kan emsawey 7adeth allah yeb3edkom 3an alshar enshalla" anyway. o ana ga3eed an6eer almo7aqeeeq chan edeg my phone.
6ab3an i will use different name :
Me : Aloooooooo, Hala bowaleeed eshlonik shakhbareeeeek wenik men zeman 3anek " + 1year " walhaneeen 3alek.
Bowaleed : Hala sa7loool eshlonik o shakhbareeek wala shasawe loyat hal denya o tadre tawne metzaweej.
Me : eeeeh allah e3eeeenik , eshlonik o eshlon alzawaj weyak enshalla mertaaaa7
Bowaleed : eee wala alzawaj ra7a o lazeeem tetzawaj wallah 9eej enek ib tasmeen cause ana semant 12 kilos during the year of alzawaj
Me : Mashalla 3aleeek ya3ne mo3adal 1 kilo kel shahar :P 7aseeebha 7esba chenik
Bowaleed : heheh eee shensawe ba3ad mako qeeer 3azayem o bal3a.
Me : Yalla allah ehaneeek enshalla ;)
Bowaleed : mashkoor o matga9eeer . tara ana dag 3alek 3ala hal mawthoo3.
Me : Ay mawthoo3 ????!!!
Bowaleed : Mawthooo3 alzawaj
Me : """i was like Hmmmmm"" LOOL eshyabe al6areey
Bowaleed : enta mo nawy tetzawaj
Me : Embala bas lama al7ein ashof taw alnas , ya3ne tawne im just 25 fa mashayabt :P
Bowaleed : Laaa bainy i baineeek ana 3ende lek ebnayat al7alal
Me : Haaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!! "i was really shocked cause madre shea6ry ya3ne" she6aaaary bowaleeed mowayheek ya3ne hal sewaleeef"
Bowaleed : laa ehya khosh ibnaya o gelt tetzawajha
Me : Haaaaaaaaaa !!!!! "again" okeeeeeey !!!!
Bowaleed : Ehya bent 3ayla o san3a o enta et3areef nas e9eron laha !!!
Me : who is she ???
--- ana gelt mara7 egol the name cause may9eeer ya3ne but shockingly he did
Bowaleed : Flaaana alflaniyaaa !!! ehya nfs 6ebay3eeek o nafs ele enta tabeeh
Me : enta eshdarak ana sheno abe a9laaan
Bowaleed : Merteey galatle 3an the type of girl you are looking for
Me : o mertik eshdaraha !!!!!
Bowaleed : Merte sam3a men wa7da ena you are looking for this type of girl
Me : Hmmmmm khalooooood !!! i never said anything about the type of girl im looking for !!
Bowaleed : """"Tewahag"""" Wala madre bainy o baineeek merte galatleeee amda7lek hal bnaya o ana daget 3aleeeek
Me : Mashkooor o matga9eeer
Bowaleed : Yalla Sa7lool tamer 3ala shay
Me : salamteek bowaleed mashkor o maga9art
End of story. IM SHOCKKEEEEEEEEEED !!!!
5 comments:
loooooooooooool ashkara ilbint tabeek
lebnayaa maskeena mayta wetezawaj.... anaa a7aty el 12 kilos walaa :s ...... KELENAA SHOCKED LOOL 5A9A ELE YAMEE!!! "W"
Ooo ee wala wain kena o wain 9ernaa :(
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!! laaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaa nooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaay sa7looooooooooool i'm like very very shockeddddd walla el denya 9arat mahzalla bs el sharha 3alla bo waleed ely e6awe3 el mara
ana al7eeein 7ashatne balaqat alshaaf 3ad :P abeee ashofha LOOOL !!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:P bet-thabe6 omor el bent :P hahahah this is so funny :P!
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